Like two and a half million other people, a few days ago I saw the video on YouTube of a two-year old breaking into his big sister’s bedroom while she was sleeping to steal her pillow pet. My first thought after watching this video was, holy shit, these people are in so much trouble! I doubt this kid will grow up to have a career of breaking and entering, but this kid is obviously very smart. What two-year old do you know can pick a lock with fingernail clippers, and sneak into his sister’s room to steal her pillow pet? I bet the answer is none.